Carnival

You know living in Frankfurt can be a strange experience. The season is carnival, and the first thing that you will hear from many people is that it is naff. but I revel in the fact that out of the whole year the Germans stop being so Ernst and let out their hair and let it all hang out. So I went out with this in mind and just let it all in and watched the people having fun.This year without arguing with my boyfriend,North German, you know how they are. This Sunday was following celebrating Miss Birgit's birthday in the S. The usual suspects were there Prodi Sabine Daniel, Carmen, Alan, Peter, later adding to this mix Andi, and Berndt, So we had a great time talking about The Wire. Later after they had left I had to tell this one woman on the bar, that I did not like her and please don't think for a moment that what your telling me is of interest to me. Unfortunately, she did not understand that 1 I was speaking to her, 2, that she was the one of my disdain, damn. I went to bed. Sunday I decided to venture into the city, just full full people in all sates of dress I love it. Spent the rest of the afternoon in Schwejk, Listening to the same music I hear ed last year and the year before, and I know I will hear it next year also, but that was not the point, I was just watching. I decided to go home when I realised I was starting to sing the songs, and some person decided that he wanted to be my proctologist. I was like right, the time is now. Enjoy the pic´s.


Photo´s Alexander Sinclair.

Dont tell mama

Dont forget the date. more info coming soon. (Flyer: Andi Kliem)

window shopping

Well I don't do it that much, because I am always disappointed. here I will point out just a few facts. One, the whole purpose of a window, is simply to attract customers.therefore one would assume that with above information as a given, there should be something about the display that would attract some kind of attention. However one gets the feeling or rather I do that, either a mathematician has made the presentation, or the people that are in charge are still in school trying to impress their teacher. now if the latter were true, the best thing to do would be to send said teacher on a long vacation, long meaning walking vacation, like to Madagascar, thus eliminating any possibility of said person coming back before the completion of your education. furthermore If any of you bothered to look, have you noticed that most times when suits are decorated they look like someone that is stuffed for burial. Do you really want to look like that? Or how about when the arms are placed in such a way that the look ends up being like a Woolworth's type shop, in the time of the DDR. If you are a shop owner why would you buy a mannequin with TEETH? Or put a wig on them that if it had a life of its own,would remove it´s self off the head and deposit it´s self in the garbage can. With saying this I have to add especially here in Frankfurt, that owners of the most expensive shops seem to think that just because the clothes cost a lot, that is a decoration by its self. I have news for you. Not working. How about stop being such cheap bastards and pay the decorator. And to those other people that believe more is more why don't you just stuff some mannequins in the window, because I guess 20 is just not enough for a window that is 20 feet by 20 feet. Those mannequins with out arms and legs? The 80´s and 90´s are over, that creativity went out the door, when Micheal Jackson was still Black, and when Linda Evangelista got out of bed, her bank balance just made a continuous chinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng. so just to put this point into perspective I decided to just post some of the best a worse in Frankfurt.The top four are just bad. That bed shop, Escada,(that decorator should just move to the basement, come to think of it that is probably where he /she lives)The other I don't care what their names are..(The last four photos are Zara, with the last being from Tiffany´s) to be continued.

The weekend....

Well the weekend finally came to an end. A flurry of activity preceded the end of the week. Starting with the information that Hubertus From Tiffany's was doing a party call(translation) easy girls and tough guys. Great theme I would have loved to have gone had I had the information before. I maybe easy but not cheap. So there were the other places to consider. Die produzentin with Miss Birgit, were spinning at the Städel party but in the end I thought that is was too far, as there were still more places to attend Even thought´I would have loved to have seen Miss Birgit's face when the students asked her to play Justin Timberlake. Priceless. Sad to have missed partying with professor Michael Krebber but I saw him the next night at The S. In the end I went to the Atomic party where Björn was spinning, that was a lot of fun, also not so far from home.(I´m old, dammit). Moving on to Saturday went to a birthday party from my German teachers husband, nice and easy no party bitches, next the birthday party from Florian. Very relaxed and funny watching the dog eating the food. To be continued

Things to look out for

Danielle de Picciotto will be presenting her art on the 28.02.07, at the Mousonturm Frankfurt.
Die Produzentin, and Birgit will be spinning on Friday at Städelschule Frankfurt am Main. Art school).
Basketball players Playing with balls!John Amaechi, came out yesterday.
I am on myspace now. took a while.
My favorite products at the moment. Burt´s Bees.
Barbecute Björn is in Nachtleben on friday night."ATOMIC"
Nuclearpowered
indiepop
4 queers & folks


Fr, 9.2. 22h 3 EUR
DJ Pol & barbecute björn
NachTleben KonstablerwachE
los, tanzen!

Me and Naomi Campbell

well those of you that know me knew that this was coming. I wrote to Naomi Campbell, on her website imploring her to take me on as her assistant. One can almost hear the shudder. but I have to remain calm. I know that if she were to get to know me she would understand I would be the best. Come on now I can get into clubs by my self I will always look fab, well most of the time. Morals are something of a fantasy for me, as I cant throw stones. and do people really want to confront a British Jamaican Queen, sorry Princess She is the Queen, sorry forgot my place there for a while. And by the way I would have caught that Blackberry. the only thing that I would want out of this relationship would be a chance to carry her bags. The Hermes. ( I don't schlep). there must be a few that just don't go with her style anymore. And if all were to go well I could invite her to The S, and there she could meet some real crazy people. Does anyone out there know her telephone number. call her and tell her, we are a match made in , well whatever. to be continued.

dream girls

some times it is good to see the original. Nothing about Jennifer Hudson but....... and just to add a coment I had to include this. Maxi Shield,

Dont tell mama

well another night came to an end, don't tell mama came and went. Music was good people were in the mood, but unfortunately we were missing quite a few people.However the party continued in The S until 9 in the morning. Nassos was mad at me, hey I was mad at me, but all came to a good end. We will be lowering the price for don't tell mama. S bar people 5 euros and for the rest 7. Please come and by tickets before, so we can get some go go´s dancers. till the next time. Please note the pics are from me with my new camera that most of you helped to buy.

Photos Alexander

birthday party

hot SCREAMING SHOUTING PEOPLE that was what the night was about.no bathroom problems this time. I was wondering why Sabine was not drinking, then I found out that she had another supply. Miss Birgit made her premiere as DJ what a success look for her in the future. Miss Viola was, well Miss Viola. Markus, well she had a wonderful trip to the bathroom.Nancy was explaining about the wonders of Colombia.Just look at the photos of KIKI, need I say more. I would like to thanks you all for my present. I will post it in the next post. And don't forget. Don't tell Mama. photo´s by Nasso

silvester

just that you remember what the night was like. thanks to you all. photo´s by Nasso

Dont tell mama

Photo by Dag Bennström.



Look out for more infomation 27th january 2007 in dass bett.

Dont tell mama 2

Well what a night Miss Viola took us back to the days of "Its not over" The girl were out in Full force. Sabine, Miss Birgit. Markus, Nancy(question mark).Herren Dr Christian doing his thing. KIKI finally has a stage for her legs. Andi Kleim, Björn had my hair on. All in all I had a good night and please be prepared for don't tell mama coming in January 20. 2007.
Don't forget that Sylvester will be a all night affair in S, don't think of doing anything else.

What´s in what´s out

Out.
1) well what can I say!!!!!!
2)What can you say about that one: K-fed what I hate even more is that I have been forced to know him. why cant background dancers just dance.
3)Jürgen Drews. this is what happens when you refuse to believe that you are not 19 anymore.

you start to think that shinny pants are nice.














4) Dieter Bohlen<br>











5) Ryan Air. Listen I like a cheap deal like everyone else. But that refugee bus is a bit too much.

IN

1)Dag Bennström

2)Drehstühle.






3) This is how one should appear in court.













4) Underwear from H&m.

5) gorgeous, this is what a telephone should be like. With Wlan